How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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