a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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