What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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