What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
