It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We are all done wearing pants today
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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