Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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