Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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