try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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