"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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