Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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