White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
we should paint friendship bongs
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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