Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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