***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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