Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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