i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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