I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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