I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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