Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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