Buhtt sex?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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