i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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