She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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