dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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