before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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