Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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