you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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