Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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