Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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