I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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