Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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