I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
