Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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