Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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