THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I deserve this hangover.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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