you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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