it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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