just come out here and I will go home with you...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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