i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
