Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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