I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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