Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
