i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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