Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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