dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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