dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
birth control should be required to get into college
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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