But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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