Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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