Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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