he told me I talked like a deaf person
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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