marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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