dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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