My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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