I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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