I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
someone owes me an orgasm
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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