forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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