Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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