i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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